And I listened

"My penis said," Pasha began, and then his tone changed to indicate that he was now giving voice to his penis, "I've gotta go peee!  I've gotta go peee!"

I snickered, quietly enough. As amusing as these unabashed three-year-old moments are, I don't want to make "My penis said..." the phrase of choice by being overly exuberant in my response.

Pasha continued, "My penis said 'I've gotta go pee,' and I listened."

My penis said... And I listened.

I must confess that my laughter was full-bellied and prolonged.

Oh, well.